Gentleman-Theory of a Deadman

I let the
door, Hit you right in the face,

And when
the cheque comes I'll make you pay.

Don't Have
a car, Guess you're picking me up,

And in the
back seat we'll be falling in love.

My only job
is... to lie on this couch,

And while
you're workin' I'll be hangin' out.

Now don't
get mad cause you knew from the start,

I was an
asshole who would never go far.

Cause when
you're really good to girls,

Give them
your entire world,

They end up
walking away.

(Hey, Hey)

They don't
want a stand up guy, rather have you cheat and lie,

And do
something they hate...

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They say
they do but in the end,

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They want a
loser like me.

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

If you want
to get to them,

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They want a
loser like me.

Your
parents cry when you bring me around,

They raised
you up just so I can take you down.

There goes
your life right before their eyes,

I'll have
you bare foot pregnant, going out of your mind.

Cause when
you're really good to girls,

Give them
your entire world,

They end up
walking away.

(Hey, Hey)

They don't
want a stand up guy, rather have you cheat and lie,

And do
something they hate.....

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They say
they do but in the end,

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They want a
loser like me.

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

If you want
to get to them,

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They want a
loser like me.

I used to
be a nice guy,

But that
don't get you anywhere.

So now I'm
just a piece of shit, idiot,

Who's too
stupid to care.

If you give
a girl respect,

Treat her
like she's the best,

you're
nothing to her.

She'd
rather have you playing games,

Piss her
off and make her wait,

If you want
it to work...

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They say
they do but in the end,

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They want a
loser like me.

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

If you want
to get to them,

Girls don't
want a gentleman,

They want a
loser like me. [x2]

(They want
a loser like me) [x2]